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Created Monday 13 August 2018

When I want to learn about a person....fridge

Infiltrative Intraspecifc Miliartizer. A militarized psychologist. (The yeah, the rest of us don't really like them.)

Yeah, it's he who had a series of semesters where he'd slept with ex (ex! all exes! (excesses of exes)) students consistently for his longest run.
But that's just it. He is looking.

I have watched someone during that moment when she realized what it was like to be a prostitute. "O.K.," she kept saying to herself as she kinda paced back and forth.
And
I honestly wan't that hard on her.

Back to the fridge. He says that when he wants to get a good sense of a couple (really, any cohabitants), he looks inside their fridge.

Think about it. No matter how much you clean, dust, and prep for guests, you can't tell me you really get around to arrange the fridge, are you?
And so, fridges are among the most authentic snapshots of a home that most guests are aloud to see. And fridges really are the communal food store. No matter how much of a hermit you are--in your community or in your "couple" (marriage, co-habs, whatever)--ya gotta venture out to eat, and meet those who eat from that store, too. Fridges represent one of the most basic physical manifsetations of an actual relationship. So, how a couple arranges a fridge says alot about who they are. (Extreme and in-offensive example to most is the hsuband who never went into the kitchen. Ever. And that's maybe not a bad thing.)

This guy's field, you see, is being able to quivkly nd infiltrate human societies and figure them out. And um, selling that info (sure, maybe through a salary--does that help?) to, say, the army. So they can take that group out with whatever weaponry is ideal for that situation. Army? Infiltration for information about other, farther-away groups of humans? Infiltration for re-direction or sterilization (using techniques to turn their ideas and behaviors into ones that don't hurt the government/army; for example, having them chase Sasquatch instead)? Close-range artillery or something like ferrets?

Edit made some time later (on my way to pee, to be precise):
He doesn't use this in relationships. Honest. Seriously, think about it. Would you go out with a guy who didn't ulhold the absolute highest relationship standards if he was also trained to be one who could quickly figure out how to kill a group? No. And his (tiny) profession knows that, so they have to maintain very high relationship standards. And, yeah, there is a set of rules and standards they go by. Want to know them? They're a little more boring than you'd think. But, if you're really into relationships--seriously--this field is for you.

(It's like lawyers. Either you love talking to them at dinners or you hate it.)